Ian In The Wrong Place? - OTA

[ubuntu_programmer]

Open/locked?: Open
Who: Ian and whomsoever encounters them
What: Ian arrives in Auradon
Warnings: Some angst, maybe?


There was a figure slumped by the wall, their white and black hair disheveled, their glasses on the grass beside them. Their small suitcase was over their legs, their backpack dangling from one arm. After a moment they groaned and lifted a hand to their head. "Did I get hit by a truck or something...?" They mumbled.

Eyes opening, they looked around. "Well that's not good. I can't afford to be hallucinating now." They picked up their round lensed glasses and checked them before putting them on, then fished a phone out of their pocket. "No bars. Of course. I need to write an algorithm that will allow my phone to find signal from anywhere in the world. Of course, I should still be close enough to get signal anyway, hallucination or no. So... what is actually going on here...?"

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[under_the_raptors_wings]

Æn'kae nodded and waved in the direction of the kitchen where he'd told Rren to meet them. "Ie."

[ubuntu_programmer]

"E?"

[under_the_raptors_wings]

A pause. Was that what he'd sounded like to this person? Huh. Well, it was a word that wasn't translated (Rren thought it was because the translator mistook it for some other word) so his accent must have confused matters? Either that or the translator had attempted something and mixed things up. Either way, he chewed his lip as he tried to dredge up the Ængliish word. "Yes?"

[ubuntu_programmer]

"...Yes?"

[under_the_raptors_wings]

He furrowed his brow, working back irritation again. This person was just trying to understand him, he had no reason to be irritated. "That's what ie means."

[ubuntu_programmer]

"Oh. You're speaking Japanese? I'm sorry, I didn't realize it. Gotta admit, didn't expect aliens to speak Japanese, but I guess I probably should have." A small smile.

[under_the_raptors_wings]

A moment of baffled confusion followed. "No um, I don't know that language, but that may kind of explain why the translator has trouble with that word when it usually catches words with a direct translation. While some people I've known can speak Terrha languages, I can't. Even after some attempts to learn one." He rubbed at the back of his neck at the admission. What? This person seemed very smart and he didn't like admitting that he just. Was abysmal at learning languages.

[ubuntu_programmer]

"Huh... a translator issue? Well, maybe I can fix that for you. Shouldn't be too complex... Want to let me take a look at it?"

[under_the_raptors_wings]

That earned a reaction before Æn'kae could stop it. He took a step back. If he were a cat he would have bristled, as it was he tensed up notably. "No. Uh. It actually is very complicated. It's constantly learning and given a brief exposure can translate languages not in its databanks. Also I uh... it's implanted in my brain. So uh... No."

[ubuntu_programmer]

"Yeaaaah, no. I may be able to do a lot, scientifically, but I'm not about to dabble in neurosurgery without a lot more training than I have now. Complicated I can handle, cutting open someone's brain? I'll pass, thanks."

[under_the_raptors_wings]

When Æn'kae blanched, the green undertones to his skin became more visible briefly. He'd forgotten how crude medicine was at this point. The idea of actually needing to cut open someone's brain churned his stomach. He might have been okay normally, but he was already rattled by the idea of anyone messing with his head at all. Even knowing it wouldn't happen. "I uh, I should... kitchen's this way," he mumbled after recovering enough to do so.

[ubuntu_programmer]

"Right. Are... you going to be okay?" They asked, concerned.

[under_the_raptors_wings]

Æn'kae waved the concern off as he resumed the path to the kitchen. "It was just a jarring reminder of how different medical procedures must have been. I'll be fine." Of course, this entirely failed to address that the reaction started before said reminder.

[ubuntu_programmer]

"How would it be done by your people?"

[under_the_raptors_wings]

"I think that slips into territory I can't talk about. But suffice it to say, no actual incisions are involved." And now he was getting a headache. Ie, after he had passed this person off to Rren, he was going to go find something entirely physical to do.

He gave a weak smile as he opened the door, holding it open for the newcomer.

[ubuntu_programmer]

"Thank you," they said, entering and looking around. "Trust me, I understand NDAs. I won't push. No mater how insanely curious I might be right now."

[under_the_raptors_wings]

Æn'kae shrugged, following them inside. He wouldn't exactly have wanted to share his own experience even if he weren't worried it was sharing too much. So hopefully they kept their word and didn't push. "Do uh, you need something to drink or anything?" Might as well make sure they were comfortable until Rren made it.

[ubuntu_programmer]

"I could go with an energy drink if you got one."

[under_the_raptors_wings]

"Huh. Um. I'm not sure what that is. The um...refrigerator is over there if you want to check for yourself though." Æn'kae nodded towards the large fridge before getting himself a cup of water from the faucet.

[ubuntu_programmer]

An odd look. "And here I thought you'd be more advanced," mild teasing as they went for the fridge. "If you say you've never heard of coffee either, I might just die of shock on the spot."

[under_the_raptors_wings]

Æn'kae chuckled, leaning against the counter. Well this told him that it probably was something else with caffeine as opposed to some other stimulant? Maybe. Honestly, who knew. "I've heard of coffee. I'm not terribly fond of the the terrha variety, the flavor profile is just... strange to me? But it's still nice to have a hot drink. They have some here if you want that instead."

[ubuntu_programmer]

"What is your version like?" Something new with caffeine they could inflict upon the team once Ben was back? Yes, please.

[under_the_raptors_wings]

Æn'kae wrinkled his nose as he continued how to describe it. "It's a lot richer? And has a bit of a different flavor profile. I uh, I don't know how to describe it."

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As the two spoke, the door to the kitchen opened and Rren tilted their head faintly as they spotted a newcomer talking with Æn'kae. Right, they could scold him for his horrible texting habits later. They wore a tunic style shirt, predominantly teal colored with accents in pink with black leggings. "Oh. Hello."

[ubuntu_programmer]

"First off, love the colours," Ian said. Having not found what they wanted in the fridge, they were digging through their bag, to see if they had packed anything. Sadly given the very well stocked fridge at work, all signs pointed to no.

[cheep_soongbird_knockoff]

Rren looked between the newcomer and Æn'kae. Had he really called them in just to pawn a newcomer onto? No, even if he didn't like it, he wouldn't do that without some other reason. They were still annoyed, however, since knowing the reason in advance would have made life so much easier. "Thank you. I am Rren and while it is nice to meet you, I am a little stuck on figuring out why this one," they nodded at Æn'kae, "sent a text saying 'Meet in the kitchen' with zero details."

Æn'kae flushed, but shrugged it off, more focused on the fact the newcomer didn't seem to be finding what they wanted. "I uh. I do know we have coffee or tea if you want I can make one of those?" Now that he at least had indication that they wanted something with a similar property.

Rren narrowed their eyes at him. Yeah. He was going to get an earful later.