"Alright, room it is," he said. "Which dorm do you want? Personally I'd go with the boys' side unless you're super into pink and frills. Seriously, I peeked into an unoccupied girl's dorm room when I first got here; they look like a cotton candy machine exploded or something. But I don't think anybody'll care which you pick, and all kidding aside, they're all exactly as comfortable as you'd expect from a super posh boarding school."