OK, Lea was starting to move past 'puzzled' and into 'mildly annoyed' at what Ian seemed to be implying. "Look, maybe it's just an alternate universe thing, but I don't know anything about any tailors there," he said. "King Mickey rules Disney Castle and the surrounding world. Queen Minnie is his wife and rules beside him, and in fact she's mostly been handling things domestically on her own while the King's been out helping the Guardians. Donald is their court mage, and Goofy is the captain of their royal knights. Donald's girlfriend is Daisey; I pretty much only met her long enough to be introduced, but she seemed nice enough. I even met a version of Donald's sister, Della, in the hub world I was stuck in before this one; she's pretty cool too, and has good taste in movies, if I do say so myself."

"None of them are tailors, characters, or holograms. Got it memorized?"