"Oh awesome. Thanks. I get a phone?" Not that it would let him call Noct or the others... Or even have King's Knight for that matter. If it at least had internet though, he could maybe figure out a little bit more about this world without having to pester Aqua with questions. "Is there internet here?"

Having his own room would also be nice. At least if he was going to be stuck here, he could have a private space to retreat to. He could definitely go for a nap right about now.