"You know, at this point I might well pay munny to see someone give you a lecture?", he said. "Except that whoever was lecturing would probably turn around and lecture me even more afterwards, which would kill any enjoyment I got out of it."

He sighed, scrubbing a hand over his face. "Look let's just... agree that we both probably could've been a little clearer on what we were planning, and to just take the stairs from now on. Sound good?"